A dire battle horn sounds, tearing the sea air and chilling ye to the bone! Brynhild Skullsplitter smells yer blood on the wind! (Aye, she's lovleh.)

"Hehehe! Looking for a bit of a fight are we? Wonderful! We all just ran out of things to smash!" (Now you just need to get yourself a curly fro, bro.)

"You cannot escape death mortals! I will hunt you down, beyond the seas and into your fevered dreams. I will find you." (Ooh. Now this was fun to make. More blue tones would be nice though.)

"What your hold needs is a woman's touch. You'll get that at least, as we can't go about taking every bit of treasure you have without actually touching it." (All we need now are black gloves and threatening netted stockings...)

"I thought I smelled treasure in the air... To your stations! I can almost taste their precious gold already!" (Well, this was a hard one. Woulda liked to use the scarf, but it wasn't polka-dotted. And who else thinks the females need loose pants?)

"What have we here? Another minnow who has taken the bait? Hurry and hook these insufferable fools!" (They should come out with a black-navy dark indigo color...)

"An auspicious day! You will be allowed to witness the glory of Azarbad before your fire goes out!" (Duuuude. His turbans pwn. Too bad I couldn't show the glory of them here. xD)