All the lasses swoon at the sight of this kind of uniform, make sure the shoes are shiny!

Avoid the attention of your superiors in this mud and grass-coloured ensemble.

Melt right into that mud and grass and avoid getting ordered around. You might even catch a bit of sleep while you're down there.

This is what they wear when noone is watching, trust me!

This it why they didn't want gays in the army to start with, that fashion sense makes everyone else look drab.

Mmm, pink is a colour for Real Men.

Hmm, not a lot of army-looking clothes out there, are there? I've better stop while I'm ahead...